13 Jun 09 Dont you think these hockey quotes are awesome?
Oriana Raphaela asked:
-My hockey players can beat up your soccer player-My son cross checked your honors student-Support your local hospital. Play hockey.
-be kind to animals, hug a hockey player
-Hockey players wear numbers because the bodies cant always be identified by dental records-Hockey is murder on ice-Hockey is my religion, and i’m VERY religious-A SlapShot Travels At 105mph Leaving You 1/10 Of A Second To React. (Don’t Blink.) -My Other Car Is A Zamboni.-Zamboni Xing-High Sticking, Tripping, Slashing, Spearing, 3 Game Suspension, Charging, Hooking, 2 Minute Minor, Boarding, Fighting, Game Misconduct, 5 Minute Major, Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Interference, Roughing, Everything Else Is Figure Skating.
-Id rather get beat up by 2 nuns than be caught dead in figure skates-Ice hockey players can walk on water-On the eighth day, God created Hockey-If you die, can i have your gear?-Aggressive by nature, hockey by choice-Eat sleep hockey- Hockey is life, the rest are just details-
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. -
-In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive
-Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
-Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept
-When hell freezes over, ill play there too
-I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out
-We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital
Maura
-My hockey players can beat up your soccer player-My son cross checked your honors student-Support your local hospital. Play hockey.
-be kind to animals, hug a hockey player
-Hockey players wear numbers because the bodies cant always be identified by dental records-Hockey is murder on ice-Hockey is my religion, and i’m VERY religious-A SlapShot Travels At 105mph Leaving You 1/10 Of A Second To React. (Don’t Blink.) -My Other Car Is A Zamboni.-Zamboni Xing-High Sticking, Tripping, Slashing, Spearing, 3 Game Suspension, Charging, Hooking, 2 Minute Minor, Boarding, Fighting, Game Misconduct, 5 Minute Major, Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Interference, Roughing, Everything Else Is Figure Skating.
-Id rather get beat up by 2 nuns than be caught dead in figure skates-Ice hockey players can walk on water-On the eighth day, God created Hockey-If you die, can i have your gear?-Aggressive by nature, hockey by choice-Eat sleep hockey- Hockey is life, the rest are just details-
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. -
-In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive
-Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
-Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept
-When hell freezes over, ill play there too
-I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out
-We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital
Maura
Tags: Figure Skates, Nhl Playoff
